Flower Burgers

Things you realize, at 5:30 in the morning:

1) That after successively consuming hardboiled eggs and copious amounts of coffee, an aftertaste emerges in the back of your throat, surprisingly similar to roasted marshmallows.

2) “Hey! I can pull off that sequined sweater vest!”

3) That self-induced masochism and sleep deprivation is, really, the best way to analytically discuss vampires, sexuality, and an “A.Y. Jackson” induced suicide.

4) That you’re probably not going to that 2:30 class.