Genesis

In the beginning, there was Bernice.

And Bernice created a firmament, dividing Dessert Tickets from everything else, and it was good.

And Bernice created I Can't Give You Anything But Love.
And Bernice created Frank White, and Frank White couldn't get behind porn.
And Bernice created Shake'n'Bake, and Shake'n'Bake was for flexing the mind, and was recognized.
And Bernice created The Kid, and The Kid did not download movies online.
And Bernice created Mr. Sir, and Mr. Sir did not want to be quoted.
And Bernice created Terry Collier, and Terry Collier pondered the Sean Turner Problem.
And Bernice created fiverforthelips, and fiverforthelips considered the nature of injection.
And Bernice created Astolphe, and Astolphe was mysterious and wrote about soap dispensation.
And Bernice created Michelle Obama Has a Rabbi in the Family, and Michelle Obama Has a Rabbi in the Family spun poetry like records.
And Bernice created paul who is a ghost, and paul who is a ghost was a dreamer, and dreamed.
And Bernice created Animal Crackers, and Animal Crackers was cibophobic.
And Bernice created Hot Ice:Cold Cash, and Hot Ice:Cold Cash lamented and was busy.

And there were others, whom Bernice had created but who had not found their voices; there was thug wrangler, and there was Kierke-a-dizzal, and there was friend from afar, and there was The Tourist, and none of them had found their voices.

Blessed are the quiet ones, and may they find their voices.