Do you ever get really excited about things that people around you don't seem to care about?

Do you ever wake up really excited with a kick start to a bright sunny day, only to have someone rain on your parade?

Are you ever more into being into people than the people around you?


Welcome to the "We Like to Enjoy Life Club".

Membership is possible in just five easy steps:

1. Read from a text book on Canadian colonial history every morning, this allows for a greater appreciation of the finer things in life, such as the fact that the first few sentences of this post are written in blue font (Cool!).

2. Wake up three hours later than everyone you know, the day is already a better place.

3. Drink obscene amounts of alcohol when you go out and black out (or at least say you did) the actions you take in a less savoury light. This way every night is a good night.

4. Tell your friends they're boring (can be used as a clutch to get out of awkward situations), this makes you feel like you're capable of having more fun (there's always something better out there).

5. Pay the $250 membership fee.

Once these steps are completed you too can enjoy a life of fulfillment.

First you will receive your very own "I went to the Cumberland Pencil Museum and had an amazing time!" t-shirt, along with a "It's three in the afternoon and I just woke up, isn't life just swell" coffee mug.

As a member you will have the opportunity to take seminars on:

• How to make learning about the life span of a Californian Redwood Tree exciting
• How to do absolutely nothing and still enjoy yourself
• How to enjoy listening to white noise
• How to dance to your internal beat
• The proper way to Free Stand (whether on your own or as a building)

And many more for all your needs, so come on down to our office, located in the Pulp and Paper building, right beside laser room 821 (because life is better when your living on edge, but you already know that).

Don't forget your $250 cash or cheque (think of it as a secure investment; funds to keep you far from an eternal lack of appreciation of life).

See you there.