12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death
"The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager"Truly an incredible man - he satisfied two women for twelve hours. Truly a feat to be admired.
Mel Gibson auditioned for this role as a sequel to "What Women Want", but he quickly withdrew, citing stiff competition.
Oh, and for the record? An orgy is four people, not three. Do your research, writers of "weird true freaky".
In an effort to hold on to my last few months of teenagerdom, I still find this to be awesome. I'm glad the article hardly takes this seriously at all - the summary is my favourite.
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Truly truly truly
on behalf of my roommate, who sadly could not join us today:"i never thought i would die this way. but i always really hoped"
I hear they've approached Ron Jeremy for the biopic.
Approached him from a safe distance, of course.
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