Did I miss anything?

It appears as though I have drifted away. My apologies. It was never my intention, I promise - nor do I have any expectations of being missed - but I do feel like I should mark the event of my return in some way, if only to make it concrete in my own mind.
That having been said, I have no desire to make any noise. I wish I could just slink back into the campfire circle, slightly ashamed at having gotten so easily lost in the forest, and at not realizing it until I was nearly back.
My other reason is that I have no insights to offer. No answers. Not even any truly interesting stories. Just the same exhaustion and disenchantment, pounctuated by short flashes of clarity. Of walking down the street with a smile on your face for no reason. Of realizing that you're not the only one who likes to get around exclusively by sliding on the newly-fallen snow.
Just the usual.
So hey. What's up. Pass the marshmallows.

Professional Crastinator.

I have a paper due tomorrow at 1:30, for which I still have 6+ pages to write. I have an exam on Thursday that I'm going to struggle with, and another exam the following morning.

Instead of working on my essay tonight or studying, I went to a Neil Young concert.

Procrastination? Maybe not, maybe it was just a good time.

If not, there's always this.

Enjoy.

cheese and ham

whirlwind

i like cheese.

1:23ampaul who is a ghost

Is that so?

1:23amwhirlwind

correct

1:23ampaul who is a ghost

You learn something new every day.

1:24amwhirlwind

do you like ham?

1:24ampaul who is a ghost

only with green eggs

1:24amwhirlwind

is that so?

1:24ampaul who is a ghost

incorrect

it was a ruse

1:25amwhirlwind

you learn something new every day.

paul who is a ghost

cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, I should have said

1:26amwhirlwind

this is going on dt

1:26ampaul who is a ghost

it's only fair

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whirlwind takes the piss

Housekeeping III

I'll Tell you what again, put your best procrastination stories in an email to me and i'll repost them, or post them yourselves. we'll start a new series, probably called "procrastination" or something like that. tag the post with something to that effect and the series will be born, A La bacontrepreneurs seems a good idea for a blog ostensibly about going to college.

especially since McGill exams begin in 54 hours.

Why Life Sucks and i have two essays due tomorrow

Bernice: Yo Dude, are you in the library?

Mr. Skylight: Nah, I'm with Hot Ice. I'll be there soon though.

B: Cool homes, i'm doing work in a room i've never been in before cause i wandered around for a while. call me when you arrive.

ONE ISAIAH THOMAS BIOGRAPHY, 50 WORDS ABOUT MILTON, AND THREE LIFE AS A LOSER COLUMNS LATER, 

Sky: Yo man, i'm in schulich. come meet me.

B: Ballin', Bro-heem. 

TWO BILL SIMMONS COLUMNS, AN ITUNES GENIUS UPDATE, LEARNING THE CHORDS TO A FLEET FOXES SONG WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING AN INSTRUMENT, MERELY IMAGINING HAVING AN INSTRUMENT, WHILE STARING AT THE UNOPENED BOOK THAT I HAVE TO START TAKING CITATIONS FROM, LATER.

B: Alright Dude i'm coming, what floor you on?

Sky: I got burnt out, i'm going home.

B: oh nice.

I'm so bad at working on task, i read the daily a few minutes ago. it seems i can only blog about procrastinating, this is my second straight real post about that.

Calling all college students who really just can't make it happen.

WHY?