One more, just for the road

I can only imagine what these interactions must have been like.

"Hey, is this where the orgy--"

"FOR THE FIFTH TIME, NO!"

I think it's a brilliant idea, personally, but I would've used a library computer.

It's been three days - what the fuck?

I don't even have anything interesting to say.

So here's a photo of a duck.

Dear World: Please Stop Comparing Things to the Holocaust

I write this letter - addressed to you, dear World - after a somewhat recent Haligonian event caused a stir down at St. Mary's University, wherein a very religious man compared abortion to the Holocaust.

I couldn't help but be reminded of PETA's toss-around of the ol' slaughter. An apt metaphor for the killing of chickens, indeed.

In light of such comparisons, I make a public plea: Seriously, you guys, nothing is really comparable to the systemic murdering of six million Jews. Really. Maybe Rwandans or peeps from Darfur could pull it off. I would be okay with that. But please stop comparing things that are not the systemic murdering of six million Jews to things that are the systemic murdering of six million Jews. It's getting a bit trite, and people are starting to mock you behind your back.

With fury like the Holocaust,
MMTIF

WE ARE IN HALIFAX

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WE"RE GOING TO TPLWAY FOOSEBALL NOW PENIS PENIS


LOVE ME AND BERNICE


TILA TEQUILA

Echoes from the Town of the Bird's Nest

Bernice says:

good morning!

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

heh

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

thanks

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

they just put wireless interweb in my hotel, so i'm celebrating with a newspaper poo

Bernice says:

oh thats awesome

Bernice says:

so youre pooing right now?

Bernice says:

thats kinda weird

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

a little.

Bernice says:

even being on the phone while pooing is odd

Bernice says:

this is a whole new level.

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

the phone thing is totally normal in china

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

people just pop the squat and yell into their cell phones

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

everywhere

Bernice says:

this whole conversation is going on the blog.

icantgiveyouanythingbutlove says:

oh nice