"Add a pinch of salt and some finely-ground negro men and women. You heard me."

If you're going to make a typo, you'd better make it count.

“We're mortified that this has become an issue of any kind and why anyone would be offended, we don't know,” he told The Sydney Morning Herald.

"We don't know" might be slopping on the ignorance a little thick there, Bobby. I think it's within reason's realm that grounding black folk could result in a raised eyebrow or two.

At any rate, I hope aliens 1000 years from now find an original copy of the "Pasta Bible" and are absolutely baffled by our approach to both race and religion.