Bacon Pop

The future is now and it is refreshingly meaty.

For the vegetarians out there:
"If you’re sick of bacon, no problem. Jones also makes a “Tofurky and Gravy” soda, which it promises is “100% Vegan.”"

Vote for the wealthy white man!

Green party candidate Rich Whitney surprised to see the hilariously unfortunate typo on Chicago ballots.
Vote Rich Whitey!

http://cot.ag/a8D2iL

Is anybody out there?

HELLO?

Anybody?

Watch this.

That is all.

I always knew his baldness was directly related to his Nazism

Well, they spelled his name wrong, but I'm glad he's dead. Never liked Letterman much anyway.

On a related note: I AM SO BORED IN THE SUMMER THAT ALL I DO NOW IS POST MILDLY AMUSING NEWS STORIES ON THIS BLOG. UGH.