I always knew his baldness was directly related to his Nazism

Well, they spelled his name wrong, but I'm glad he's dead. Never liked Letterman much anyway.

On a related note: I AM SO BORED IN THE SUMMER THAT ALL I DO NOW IS POST MILDLY AMUSING NEWS STORIES ON THIS BLOG. UGH.

True Patriot Love

Canadian women win Olympic gold; underage players drink booze on former battleground.