Friday, December 25, 2009

A Happy Christmas to All!

Don't fuck it up.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Songs on Abbey Road Better than Abbey Road

(Or, "There Was No Cane in Citizen Kane!")

Imagine, if you will, a world in a universe very like our own.

In which I actually wrote this post before completely forgetting what the hell it was going to be about.

Did you enjoy it?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

what is the last day of school?


the last day of school is the day when the weight lifts no, thats not it, the last day is the day when your not giving a shit becomes legitimate, when you can finally stop caring because you stop feeling bad about it because you know your education is worthwhile but its finally the day when you can celebrate not doing something worthwhile, for at least a while.
it's buying a bottle of tequila at 6 pm on a monday and feeling great about it
it's beside yourself looking forward to drinking said tequila with your roommate and muthafuckin champion of a homeboy mr. skylight or frank white or whatever the fuck he's called these days in the theatre tomorrow at two watching avatar.
it's the cute girl at toi, moi, and cafe (lovely place!) winking at you and pointing at the bottle of tequila sticking out of your pocket wishing you a fun night as she hands your cafe latte over.
it's the lets go to bifteck cause that place rules
it's the holy crap all of st. laurent is empty but bifteck is totally packed cause some australian girl is having her going away party and your one friend you run into there explains it to you holy hell she has a lot of friends out on a monday night in december
it's drunk walking home really having to piss (steven king said piss was the best word to describe piss, urinate or pee makes you sound like a total pussy) thinking that st urbs and moro is really not that far away.
it's whatthefuckaresomanypeopledoinginprovigoatoneinthemorning
it's lets be quiet so as not to wake up the roommate who has exam in the morning
it's im home time to pee
it's do i brush my teeth, yes because people will judge me if they find out i didnt
it's lets go to bed bernice
it's lets write a desserttickets post bernice
its hey look lets welcome stop having a boring tuna he accepted the invite that fucker is going to spain and will report from such
it's good night everybody
it's i get to go home very soon
it's good night everybody

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Housekeeping IV: A new hope

HI KIDS.

I've added this "rate posts" doohickey, and this retweet doohickey, for the sole reason that I thought they might be fun. If anyone objects to either one on moral, legal, or religious grounds, I'll be happy to get rid of it.

On that note, anyone have any fun ideas they'd like to see implemented? I thought about a "top comment-leavers" reel but kiboshed it cause I couldn't decided if "commenters" or "commentors" looked less stupid.

mgmt

Saturday, December 12, 2009

DT presents: Important Proteins in Cancer that are also Related to Music!!!

MGMT:

  • Popular indie band alleged to have given Bernice a cookie once, short for management
  • Important DNA repair protein and tumor suppressor, short for O-6-methylguanine-DNA methyltransferase

Ras:

  • Reggae record label
  • Potent oncogene implicated in a large proportion of human cancers. Kinase located upstream in many signalling pathways

Myc:

  • The Music for Young Children program
  • Potent oncogene that stimulates proliferation and DNA damage among other things

P27:

  • Seminal Swiss rap group, known to perform with a full funk band backing them
  • Inhibitor of CDKs important to cell cycle progression. Subcellular localization has been tied to prognosis.

MMP:

  • Polish record label. Short for Metal Mind Productions (robots!!!!!)
  • Short for matrix metalloproteinase. Important protein in metastasis, cleaves basement membrane fibers releasing growth factors and clearing space. Secreted from tumor associated macrophages and transformed epithelial cells.

Slug:

  • Rapper from Minneapolis
  • C2H2 transcription factor. Down regulates E-cadherin. Implicated in cancer, probably through EMT.

Functional Death Receptor:

  • Metal band from Green Bay. Claim to mix heavy metal with death metal as well as doom metal. Check out their Myspace!!!
  • working cell receptor that binds ligands triggering apoptosis. Loss of function can lead to cancer.

P53:

  • Imporvisational music group with weirdly extensive wikipedia page
  • The gaurdian of the whole fuckin' genome! Probably the most important tumor supressor in the biz. Controls a wide variety of processes inculding apoptosis and progression through the cell cycle

Coincidence? I think not.

In other news the guy beside me in the library has been stroking his chubby girlfriend's enormous ass for the entire amount of time it took me to right this. What is up with that?