Lo and Behold, the man has a twitter. it seems that microblogging is this new thang, where someone can text random thoughts to a website and have someone read them. cool.
Shaq's "Tweets" are pretty, uh, interesting, it seems he has taken a pattern of saying things and then crediting himself with quotes, or quoting other people, although spelling mistakes about:
Some unfiltered highlights:
There's self-reflection,
Id like people to think of me as someone who cares about them Princess diana
Wisdom:
Every succesful person owes somebody a thank you, just make sure u thank them Shaquille oneal
Go were yo dreams take u, live the live u have imagined Shaquille oneal
Love:
All my life, i pray for someone like you, and i thank god that i finally found you Kci and jojo
Laments:
Whatthe hell iswrong wit da suns
Current Events:
Does anyone have the names of the 14 people bush gave pardons
Self Definition:
My genius is 1 percent inspiration 99 percent perspiration Shaquille o'neal
Run-ins with celebrity athletes:I JUST MET KIMBO SLICE, DATS A MEAN DUDE
AND NO I WOULD NOT FIGHT HIM, I'M A LOVA NOT A FIGHTA
Movie Reviews:
Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit
Childhood Memories:
How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive
And finally, Confusion:
Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa
It should be noted that he corrected his misspelling of "life":
ReplyDelete"LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL"
"Startn 2morro if u c a homeless person, feedem, only if u can"
ReplyDeleteIf you see one today, pretend they don't exist.
Somehow, he doesn't seem as tough anymore now that I know his favourite song is "Never Too Late" by Three Days Grace.
ReplyDeleteStill though, he made candy fall from the sky and french toast fly around a kitchen. Repeckt.
THREE COMMENTS IN A ROW WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
Psh, Matilda did that french toast shit too.
ReplyDeleteI love this guy. I'd never understood what Twitter was for; now I do. I wonder if it supports multiple authors!
That's it. I'm having french toast for breakfast.
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